// We were discussing how we would handle an endlessly crying child
" What would you do if I passed the crying kid to you? "
" I would be the most AWESOME dad ever.
Once he's in my arms, he'd stop crying "
// We were eating at a fusion Japanese-Western restaurant
" Have some of the sushi, it's good. I share good stuff. "
" So... you share me as well? I'm good stuff. "
" No... I share the good stuff, not the best. "
// I was on that time of the month and being cranky
"You can be bad to others, but I must always be good to you"